Twenty-Ninth Hokage ☼ Voice

[jinchuuriki]

[It's been a full day since people started getting affected by stuff, and Naruto's been a woman since he woke up yesterday. He was hoping it'd pass after a day, but no dice. Still a woman. Even trying to turn back into a guy using jutsu wasn't really working well, even if it was just covering up the issue. He figures now would be a good time to ask for a little advice. Luffy probably did it, why couldn't he?]

Oiiii, this is weird. It's not the first time I've been turned into a girl, but I never had to actually... y'know, wear clothes before. Somethin' tells me people wouldn't like it if I ditched the clothes... And my hair keeps gettin' in the way! And this cat keeps thinkin' it's yarn or somethin'!

[Which brings him to his question.]

Anyone think if I tried cuttin' all this hair off, I'd be bald when I turn back?

[Filtered to Hinata Hyuuga | 60% Unhackable]

[It's... been long enough. He had enough time to mull over it, and it's about time he confronts the whole ordeal with Valentine's Day and the shift that came with it. The one conversation they had since then was just awkward. Can't have that happening again.]

Hey, Hinata. I think we gotta talk 'bout somethin'.

[ooc: Naruto's been genderswapped. Replies will be coming from nojutsu.]

Comments

[voice]

[anita_hero]

I guess anything's possible, but how much it matters probably depends on how fast your hair grows.

[voice]

[nojutsu]

How fast it grows... I don't think it grows too fast, since I don't gotta trim it too much. Just don't wanna end up bald.

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[anita_hero]

In that case, you should probably just tie it back. Or get some bobby pins.

[Voice]

[minimonkey]

[Goku's just laughing hysterically.] Wow, a bald lady? That'd look pretty funny!

[Voice]

[nojutsu]

Oi, I'm not supposed to be a lady, you little brat! [That's not cool, man. Understand his pain.]

[Voice]

[minimonkey]

...So what are you supposed to be, then? [His idiocy is the one constant in his life.]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

It just miiight, and that would be pretty sad, wouldn't it?

[voice]

[nojutsu]

Pretty sad's an understatement, man. I don't think I'd look good all bald.

[voice]

[generalflirt]

True, it would be a real shame!

But you do look dashing right now I'm sure!

[voice]

[endgames]

[Have some thought bubbles, Naruto. Which Shikamaru hasn't learned yet are transferred audibly over the journals, with an echoey sound.

...another guy turned into a girl, seriously?]

You wearing clothes like that is probably more of a shock.

[It's not like we haven't seen it before, not that he needs any ideas.]

[voice]

[nojutsu]

It's not that much of a shock! It gets cold! [...] What ideas?

[voice]

[endgames]

Never stopped you before. [He raises an eyebrow.] And nothing.

[I didn't say anything about that. ...getting a bad feeling here.]

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[weaponry]

[ For some reason, Tenten looks extra pretty today. Her hair is in lengthy pigtails, and she has her face noticeably brightened with make-up expertly applied. Her clothes are more summery. A strapless teal top is all that's visible but she appears to seriously consider Naruto's question.

Not that Naruto would know, but, as of yesterday, she's officially a sorority girl. ]

Like, I don't know? Maybe you should like, try cutting enough so that you'd still have hair when it grows back.

But, I don't even know why it'd even matter? Like, you could just transform to get shorter hair or something? [ Yeah. Enjoy Tenten ending all of her verbal statements as if they all have a question mark attached to the end of them. It's going to be a long week, Naruto. ]

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[nojutsu]

But what if I cut it short and it just retracts all up into my head, like a snake!? [That's what he's worried about. Really. He doesn't know how genderswapping like this works, okay.]

I tried transformin' like ten times and nothin'!

[keepitcanine]

[ROFL. Popcorn.gifing over here.]

I don't know. Why don't you try it?

[nojutsu]

I'm not gonna try it if you dunno! [DON'T ACT SO AMUSED.]

[voice] Filtered! 1/3

[selfdoubt]

[Hinata seems more normal than the others who are in this post. She keeps a calm, steady composure as she prepares to answer him. It definitely takes a bit of time - she plans to answer him straightaway but her heart can't keep still. So here she is answering after everybody else.]

Ah... Alright, Naruto-kun. Where do you want to talk and--

[voice] Filtered!

[selfdoubt]

[But then she notices something strange that she probably missed while she's busy keeping her calm. Did that voice just sounded...]

[voice] Filtered!

[selfdoubt]

[.... LIKE A GIRL?]

--Ah! Naruto-kun, w- why are you--?

[scarletfemme]

...Ah.

You as well, Naruto-chan?

[Chan. With no hint of humor in his womanly voice.]

[nojutsu]

[Okay, he doesn't want to get used to Naruto-chan.]

Uh, yeah. [...] Who's this? [He's not too good at recognizing you, Itachi.]

[doubleppk]

Oh, don't cut it! That would be such a shame! Those pigtails are adorable!

[nojutsu]

Adorable? I thought they were sexy. [Then again, he was just plain naked whenever he turned into a girl before for the sexy factor.] Wait, I don't wanna be adorable!

[screw_fate]

[Don't ask how a cat is working the journal. Really, just don't.]

Then why don't you tie it back more sensibly? Long hair isn't that difficult to manage.

[nojutsu]

[... So weird.] I'm not used to havin' long hair, so tyin' it back isn't somethin' I can do so easily!